Santa Sleuths Mugs

"Looks like you're out of options, big man. Sure, I'll guide your sleigh tonight. Here's my price. Cash. And, by the way, we're leaving this out of the song."

"I'll just need to see your baggage claim ticket."

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.

Santa Claus chasing after paramedics who have stolen his presents.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Spy Satellite

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

'Who's your Daddy?'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

The Banana Crime

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'