Santa's Secret Agent Gifts

The day a lost immigration official stopped and asked for directions.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The other days of the year...

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'