Santa's Secret Agent Pillows

The day a lost immigration official stopped and asked for directions.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

The other days of the year...

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'