Santa Mishap Enthusiasts Gifts

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Merry Christmas

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'And that,and that,and that...'