Sanctuary Stylist Gifts

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Casual Thursday

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Gardening new year's plans

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Library Waiting to Happen

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Tie Racks.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"Here come the suits."

"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."

Dying your hair red at home