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'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

James decided to stay in that night.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Casual Thursday

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Gardening new year's plans

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Tie Racks.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

"Here come the suits."

Dying your hair red at home

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."

Dogs as bookends.