Sampling T-Shirts

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Somewhere in France

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

A Kangermoo

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

NEW FALL LINEUP

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Missing Sock

My first Boyfriend.

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Suggestions Box

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"It seemed important at the time."