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'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Sauce for the Goose

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Diet considerations.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

NEW FALL LINEUP

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'Smoked salmon and cream cheese. What's in yours?'

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Eric Clapton.

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

Holistic Alcohol Consumption

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

"You've passed me three times already. This is your last chance, buster, or I'm sending you straight to bed without your free samples."

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."

It was cute when my digital assistant played "Bye Bye Birdie" after I asked for help with a pesky bird. But it was just snarky playing the theme from "Mission: Impossible" when I asked for guidance on reducing my debt.