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"I demand you show something worth watching!"

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Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Sauce for the Goose

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Diet considerations.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

'Smoked salmon and cream cheese. What's in yours?'

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Does the acronym ACOTAR mean anything to you?"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Holistic Alcohol Consumption

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

Eric Clapton.

We've seen this one, I remember those slippers! (Man's huge slippers are blocking the screen).

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.