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Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"You've passed me three times already. This is your last chance, buster, or I'm sending you straight to bed without your free samples."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Plasma Ball

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

It's an experiment.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Plasma Ball

'And this is scraps.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Bottle tossing

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Burp!

"Music has doubled my income..."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.