Sampling Enthusiast Mugs

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Plasma Ball

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

The Gong

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Bottle tossing

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

Burp!

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'