Sampling Gifts

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

The Missing Sock Returns

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Somewhere in France

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

A Kangermoo

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

NEW FALL LINEUP

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Missing Sock

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

My first Boyfriend.

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

Suggestions Box

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

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