Same-old Supper Skeptic Pillows

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Please don't kill me."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

French suppers.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"

"Now with 50% more raisins than brands that don't have raisins!"

'Can I send this back? Somehow a hair got in my soup.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"It's burns night."

"This joint has lousy online reviews, what would you recommend I order?"

"I don't see anything on the menu. Can I just order in from somewhere else?"

"No thanks, I've just had my suit cleaned."

"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"

'What's your favourite meal?'

"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."

"Man did not claw his way to the top of the food chain for an entree that looks like that."

"Got room for another at supper, dear?"