"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."
Same-old Supper Skeptic Prints
Decorate their dining or living area with art prints that celebrate the supper skeptic's love for humor and food debates. Stylish and witty, these prints make any space more engaging.
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'
"Please don't kill me."
'Do you call this spaghetti'
"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."
"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"
French suppers.
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.
"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."
"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."
'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'
Your Dinner is in the Tin
'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'
I Hate Alphabet Soup.
'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'
"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."
"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."
"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"
'Can I send this back? Somehow a hair got in my soup.'
"Now with 50% more raisins than brands that don't have raisins!"
Just Say No to Chicken Soup
"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."
"It's burns night."
'What's your favourite meal?'
"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"
"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."
"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."
"No thanks, I've just had my suit cleaned."
"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."
"I don't see anything on the menu. Can I just order in from somewhere else?"
"This joint has lousy online reviews, what would you recommend I order?"
8 People or Less Who Don't Shop at Tesco.
May I recommend the soup du jour? Not today. In addition to my mental issues and my dental issues, I also happen to have lentil issues. Menu.
Same-old Supper Skeptic Prints Collection
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