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"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Wolf Karaoke

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Fire Stick

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

The latest in Eyewear.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Footballer playing for time

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Surfing Pensioner

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

John Travolta.

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Barihunk

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"First gig in a while?"

Spaghetto

Edinson Cavani