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"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

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Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

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"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

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"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

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X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

Footballer playing for time

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Barihunk

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Edinson Cavani

Spaghetto

Surfing Pensioner

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."