Swim Sensation T-Shirts

Fat swimmer.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The First Fire Stick

Wolf Karaoke

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

Ventriloquist Audition

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Footballer playing for time

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

John Travolta.

Surfing Pensioner

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Barihunk

'Managers karaoke night'

SCUBER

Football anagrams: Sing up goal ace. (Answer: Paul Gascoigne)

You finished Netflix

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Golf

The dream works when the team works!