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"Wasabi?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The First Fire Stick

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi Train Set.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Sushi and the Cat

"Delivery!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Sushi Train Spotters

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Cook and Octopus

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Shrimp cook

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Feng Sushi

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Sushi for two, please.

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.