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Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

The Baking Sirens

Cook and Octopus

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Civilized Salmon

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Catching flying fish...'

Fresh fish

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"