Samba Spirit Gifts

Zika and Carnival

Yoga Xmas Decorations

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Silicon Vale

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

For services to Tourism. . .

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Bad Dog

Born to be Wild

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"That's very deep house."

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

Trike lowrider

'Dek, my coco results came back positive.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

"We are patrolling the Latin neighbourhood today. Set the siren to samba!"

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"...I know it's Monday morning, but I'm too tired for work!"

Brighton Bird

French flag jumper

"Maybe it's still alive."

'I used to be married but now I just have a motorcycle.'

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!

Samba School of Rio

Old biker with a zimmer frame.