Sales Slump Skater Gifts

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Raging Bull on Ice

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Scooter Romance

"Ice rink"

"Hopkins has missed the sales targets for the last time!"

Loft Extensions Company - Extended Sales Chart.

Penguins - one is skating.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

White Wine on Ice!

Birds Ice Skating.

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Roller blader with bandaged head

Skateboarding Prince Charming

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

Birds Skating on Frozen Bird Bath

'Good morning, Madam, I represent the last of a dying breed...'

"Mine's the same,Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?"

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

'Speed bumps were a stupid idea.'

"Dr Wilkins woudl ge to any lengths to develop a rapport with his younger patients.."

Moments you like to forget on Ice

"58 M.P.G. easy.."

A woman ice skating over banana skins