Pet-loving Skater Gifts

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Artists Cats

Pet Pony

Jumping Dogs

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"He ran out of pee."

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

The Hockey Puckey

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Good book?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Fido phones

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Scooter Romance

"Too goth?"

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

Evil clown.

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

Ginger was born to dance.

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'