Pet-loving Skater Gifts

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Artists Cats

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

"He ran out of pee."

Jumping Dogs

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Good book?'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Scooter Romance

"Too goth?"

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

Penguins - one is skating.

Evil clown.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

Ginger was born to dance.

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

-'Fetch!' -'Do me a favour.'