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'Seems like the only people Henry ever invites are those with a nose for sales.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Bond James, Bond."

Killer Executive Suits.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"You're never home."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Orderly Conduct of Sales