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"This is the time of the year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clandestine cows.

M16 Code-breakers office

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

Top Secret Files

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'