Sales Secret Agents Gifts

'Seems like the only people Henry ever invites are those with a nose for sales.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Killer Executive Suits.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"You're never home."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Licensed to grill.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

JAMES BONDING