Sales Pitch Appreciator Pillows

'Whatever you're selling,Miss,I'll take the lot!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Oscars 2024

Seeing progression motivates.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"He's a genius at product placement."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

What we gained on the swings we lost on the roundabouts.

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Television and Christmas Sales