Sales Antics Appreciator Pillows

'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Seeing progression motivates.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"...but, seriously..."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

Winter Sale

"Have you got it in beige?"

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!

What we gained on the swings we lost on the roundabouts.

Television and Christmas Sales

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"