Salary Satirists Pillows

"Damn straight, it's not as if there's a war and they just hand us our profits."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam