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'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

'...and then he talked about climate change saying I will get my raise when hell freezes over.'

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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I think, theerfore I am underpaid

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'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'We've replaced the hiring bonus and the health coverage with a promise of a job.'

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

"Great work, Jackson! I'm going to raise your salary by 7 downsizings."

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

When staffing agencies screw up.

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

'I'm looking for someone to bask in my glow.'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Ant Drones

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"That sweet raise everybody's been excited about is finally here. Enjoy it!"

"Thank god for Sudoku."

'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

"This job starts out at $50,000 and tops out at $75,000 after three years."

"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis."

'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!'

Bar bouncer resumes.

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."

No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge.

'It's a great title, but the job pays minimum wage.'