Job Title Satirist Pillows

'Bash Street Acadamy - Logistical Director. '

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

Copycats

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

No-Work Orange

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."