Resume Satirist Pillows

'Interesting. . . I see you have a degree in 'Under Achieving'. . .'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

No-Work Orange

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."