Salary Negotiation Survivor Pillows

Add a touch of humor and pride to their space. Our pillows for salary negotiation survivors feature clever designs that honor their resilience and triumphs in a cozy, stylish way.

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'You want a raise? No problem! Just marry a virgin, beat a dragon and jump over the Moon!'

'You want a raise? No problem! Just marry a virgin, beat a dragon and jump over the Moon!' mockup

'You want a raise? No problem! Just marry a virgin, beat a dragon and jump over the Moon!'

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"Stock options for your thoughts." mockup

"Stock options for your thoughts."

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"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough." mockup

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

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'Salaries Manager. No.'

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The Evolution of the Bonus

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"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make." mockup

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.' mockup

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?' mockup

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

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'I'll review your salary next spring.' mockup

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

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"Is this about your raise?"

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"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?" mockup

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

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'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.' mockup

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

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'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?' mockup

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

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"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..." mockup

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

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'What would you say to a salary increase?'

'What would you say to a salary increase?' mockup

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

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',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,' mockup

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

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"Damn tail... now he's going to ask for more money."

"Damn tail... now he's going to ask for more money." mockup

"Damn tail... now he's going to ask for more money."

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"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me." mockup

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

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'Guess who's hinting for a raise?' mockup

'Guess who's hinting for a raise?'

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'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.' mockup

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

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Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign. mockup

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

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"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!" mockup

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

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'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.' mockup

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

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Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.' mockup

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

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'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.' mockup

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

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I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise! mockup

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

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"I asked the boss for a raise..." mockup

"I asked the boss for a raise..."

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"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one." mockup

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

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'As with all the other candidates, if you could write your expected salary on this piece of paper, we can then move on to the next stage.'

'As with all the other candidates, if you could write your expected salary on this piece of paper, we can then move on to the next stage.' mockup

'As with all the other candidates, if you could write your expected salary on this piece of paper, we can then move on to the next stage.'

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"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..." mockup

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

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"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise." mockup

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

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'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.' mockup

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

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'Think positively, Cavendish -- being grossly underpaid is excellent job security!'

'Think positively, Cavendish -- being grossly underpaid is excellent job security!' mockup

'Think positively, Cavendish -- being grossly underpaid is excellent job security!'

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Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary mockup

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary

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'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.'

'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.' mockup

'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.'

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Salary Negotiation Survivor Pillows Collection

Salary Negotiation Survivor Mugs

Discover more empowering mugs that celebrate resilience and success—perfect for salary negotiation survivors who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Salary Negotiation Survivor Prints

Decorate their space with inspiring prints that showcase their negotiation journey and achievements—empowering art for any survivor.

Salary Negotiation Survivor T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to the negotiation warrior in them—witty, bold, and full of pride, these are ideal for any survivor of a tough negotiation.