Salary Negotiation Process Pillows

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Is this about your raise?"

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"Damn tail... now he's going to ask for more money."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Guess who's hinting for a raise?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.

'How about a small rise?' - 'No, but how about a large reference?.'

'A tip jar does not constitute a raise!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

'As with all the other candidates, if you could write your expected salary on this piece of paper, we can then move on to the next stage.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary