Salary Commentator Pillows

'I hate it when someone paid less than I am strikes out.'

"You'll be happy to know that the small salary you're being paid makes it cost prohibitive to replace you."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Pundits

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Defunding the police vs defunding education

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Great work, Jackson! I'm going to raise your salary by 7 downsizings."

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Today stocks fell gently like snow dropping on cedars...

"The election is underway!"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"That sweet raise everybody's been excited about is finally here. Enjoy it!"

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'And if you're not confused yet, you will be when this bloke has finished.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"This week on Sunday Hot Takes, the wage gap between men and women - is it really such a bad thing? Jill, you hate other women, start us off with something awful."

'That's the end of the news - (B****RD MEN!!)'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"Tonight's big story... we're leaving you... it's not you, it's us..."