Cost-conscious Commentator Pillows

'The side effect is, you don't care what it costs.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

Voice of the GOP

"He's a genius at product placement."

"I just discovered where the company's money is going. Since when did we start paying our employees?"

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Damn shareholders are objecting to 'grotesquely inflated' executive pay... They want us to settle for 'outrageously inflated'!"

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

"My only problem with fiscal restraint is the restraint part."

"Give me a second, I just have to send this report...the budget cuts haven't made communicating any easier."

"I don’t get it, Jenkins. What are they getting right about employee morale over at the toy factory that we here at JG & Sons Puppy Coffins are getting wrong?"

"Today's top story; Trump's plan to invade and conquer Mexico finally unifies divided Republican Party."

'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?'