Cashless Commentator Pillows

'He's not taking money OUT - he's trying to stick a rude note IN!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'The recession is over, again.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Unsocial Networking.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"He's a genius at product placement."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

Finally Debt Free

We accept only digital currency.

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

Anti-Social Networking

Twins with bag of money

The Twitter logo with its mouth taped shut

'The good news is we stopped your bank account from hemorrhaging.'

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

'If you don't like the feeling of being followed, you shouldn't be on Twitter.'

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

'Not only did Jim live beyond his means, judging by his gold-plated casket, he died beyond his means.'

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'Look at THAT-they're even repeating the commercials now!'

Antonio had decided to self-publish his internet rants and babbles because he wanted to reach a more serious readership.