Cashless Society Advocate Pillows

"But I don't carry cash!"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

We accept only digital currency.

Wayne Swan

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

"It's just not the same."

One Man, One Vote

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

"It's not quite the same."

"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'Honk if you detest the alternative minimum tax.'

But I hardly know the lady!

Drop-In Centre

'My new book is a perfect fit for 'Austerity Britain', it's incredibly cheap...but you do have to write it yourself.'

But It Makes a Neat Sound

'Sorry, this is a cashless raft.'

Payments without QR code

'He's not taking money OUT - he's trying to stick a rude note IN!'

IRS Pay Taxes Here. We don't do discounts for cash.

"Firstly, I'd like to thank you all for coming."

'Don't look at me. I haven't carried cash since I learned how to write my name.'

Snowdonia expensive car park

I seem to have forgotten my wallet. I'm afraid I'll have to pay the check by licking dishes.

Destitute, Please Help - Swipe Card Payments Only . . . Due to Covid.