Cashless Commentator Mugs

'He's not taking money OUT - he's trying to stick a rude note IN!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'The recession is over, again.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Unsocial Networking.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"He's a genius at product placement."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

Finally Debt Free

We accept only digital currency.

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

The Twitter logo with its mouth taped shut

Twins with bag of money

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

Anti-Social Networking

'The good news is we stopped your bank account from hemorrhaging.'

'Twittering about the fact that you're twittering,seems to be a waste of time.'

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

'If you don't like the feeling of being followed, you shouldn't be on Twitter.'

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

''How am I?' Tsk, you people who don't do facebook! I've got to make up a status update especially for you, have I?'

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

"What... This politician said 'good morning?!' How can this bloke know it's a good one?? I don't accept this kind of governmental paternalism and arrogance any longer!"