Cost-conscious Commentator Mugs

'The side effect is, you don't care what it costs.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'The recession is over, again.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Reagacentennial

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

Voice of the GOP

"He's a genius at product placement."

"I just discovered where the company's money is going. Since when did we start paying our employees?"

Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

'Coming as I do from a rather conservative district, I'd prefer you didn't refer to my win as a 'man-date'.'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

"Damn shareholders are objecting to 'grotesquely inflated' executive pay... They want us to settle for 'outrageously inflated'!"

'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

"My only problem with fiscal restraint is the restraint part."

"Give me a second, I just have to send this report...the budget cuts haven't made communicating any easier."

'Look at THAT-they're even repeating the commercials now!'

"I don’t get it, Jenkins. What are they getting right about employee morale over at the toy factory that we here at JG & Sons Puppy Coffins are getting wrong?"

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."