Salad Society Satirists Pillows

There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Pizzas

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

Planet of the Ants

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

'A pint! Have you got any ID?'

Edith Wharton

"Would it help if I ate a salad?"

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.