Salad Humorist Pillows

"More salad?"

'Like death by salad.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"More croutons, sir?"

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

Ranch Dressing

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Free salad bar.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

The Perfect Garden.

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

All you can eat salad bar has lifetime price.

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"I want a big-a*s salad."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"