Saintly Humor Seekers Gifts

"And getting into the garbage on October six 1993 was that fun too?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

St. Elmo's fired.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

'Pig flu??!'

Angels Caught on Devil Tails

"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."

God says no to praying woman.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Business for sale.

'If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!'

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'