Saintly Humor Seekers Gifts

"And getting into the garbage on October six 1993 was that fun too?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

St. Elmo's fired.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Heavenly Take Out

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'Your accountant is insisting you return...something about dying inefficiently!'

What should I do? I was answering a prayer and accidentally clicked "reply all."

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

'That's St Joseph. He's the patron saint of baby aspirin.'

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

Business for sale.

"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."

God says no to praying woman.

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

'Pig flu??!'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!'

Angels Caught on Devil Tails