Saint Patrick Admirer Gifts

Saint Patrick in a Basket

"Do you really need a Pat on the back for everything?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Sheep In Curlers

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Mother Earth

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Saint Patrick

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Dear Diary

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Two friars ringing bells

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

"I'm here about the found poster."

The Pope

"Apart from your obvious qualities, what makes you think you'd make a good, 'little helper'?"