St. Nick's Admirer Gifts

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"You dressed!"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Mother Earth

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Saint Patrick

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Dear Diary

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'