Saint Admirer Gifts

Thomas Becket

"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'."

Saint Patrick

Mother Earth

St. Elizabeth of Thuringia

"How can you be out of wings?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Snow Devil

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

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Horn of Leftovers

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Shrinks in heaven

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Quills - Sizes 1-9

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."