Saint Admirer Gifts

Thomas Becket

"Oh, here comes Melvin the Martyr. Just because he got here by a firing squad, he thinks he's 'holier than thou'."

Saint Patrick

Mother Earth

St. Elizabeth of Thuringia

"How can you be out of wings?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Snow Devil

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Horn of Leftovers

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Shrinks in heaven

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Punkins