St. Nick's Admirer Mugs

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Look man, no wings!'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"You dressed!"

Mother Earth

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Saint Patrick

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Arch of Triumph Save

Dear Diary

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.