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The Honeymooners.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Sailor boy

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"I think she's really into you."

Cricket Lovers

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Ship

'Bon fromage!'

"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

Marry me on a surfboard

Giraffe Sailing

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

I think we're on the same wave length.

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

Mr Bumble

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Boat Called Available.

'Looks like he's going to get your continental breakfast.'

Rowing and Sailing Machines.

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'I see a long ocean voyage in your future....'

Pirates

Feeding the ducks (it's a sailing boat).

'Signature ahoy!'