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The Honeymooners.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Sailor boy

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"I think she's really into you."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Cricket Lovers

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Ship

'Bon fromage!'

"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

Marry me on a surfboard

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Giraffe Sailing

I think we're on the same wave length.

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

Rowing and Sailing Machines.

'Looks like he's going to get your continental breakfast.'

Boat Called Available.

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Mr Bumble

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

Feeding the ducks (it's a sailing boat).

Pirates

'Signature ahoy!'