Sailing Satire Fan T-Shirts

Dress your sailing satire fan in humor and maritime wit with our clever T-shirts. Designed for those who love to joke about the sea, these shirts are a fun way to show off their nautical humor personality.

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"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?" mockup

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

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"Ticket and passport, please."

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Lighthouse powered by batteries.

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'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.'

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"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

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Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

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'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?' mockup

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

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'I think we should wake the Captain!' mockup

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

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"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you." mockup

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

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'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.' mockup

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

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Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left." mockup

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

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"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us." mockup

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

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Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder. mockup

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

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Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

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'It's bad news for the cabin boy.' mockup

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

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"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?" mockup

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

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'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.' mockup

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

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'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.' mockup

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

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A Jack Tar

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Rock the boat.

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GREENLAND

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"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..." mockup

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

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"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino." mockup

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

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"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go." mockup

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

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"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

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