Sailing Satire Fan Pillows

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

"Ticket and passport, please."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

A Jack Tar

Rock the boat.

GREENLAND

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Pants on the mast

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'

A yacht being followed by sharks.

'Ramming speed sailor.'