Safety Protocol Savant Gifts

Air hostess wearing bullet proof vest saying, '...and you pull your life jacket on over your head like this'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Decontamination

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"House red, sir?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"You think they all look like security risks."

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

Hygiene in food processing

Falls at work.

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

"I tried using the garage code to get into the computer. I tried using the computer password to get into my phone. I tried using the phone password to get into the garage..."

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

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